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Ok this concoction is sooooooooo green. SO green. It will balance and sustain you through all the myriad culinary debauchery the holiday season seduces us into. So enjoy(!!) and celebrate your missteps, and enjoy this as well.

Crazy Balance Green Detox Soup

In a Vitamix or other strong blender:

  • 16 ounces of water
  • juice of a whole lemon, a few limes, or 2tbsp ACV 
  • 1 avocado
  • 1 entire head of greens. yeah baby, a whole head! We like dandelions, or mustard greens, or kale. Challenge yourselfJ
  • ¼ cup nutritional yeast (optional but we are obsessed)
  • Himalayan salt to taste
  • a tsp of dried thyme (or to taste)

Blend Blend Blend, drink, feel superhuman, extremely satiated,  and staggeringly virtuous. And ready to dip your toe back into the ocean of culinary sin with a clear heart.

** as with all of our recipes, this is so flexible. Basically, a whole head of greens, a whole avocado, as much water as you want, some kind of acid (ACV or citrus juice, to taste), and salt + pepper, and any spice you like (hello, garlic!!). And nutritional yeast. Of course. If that’s how you roll. 


Written by Team LuliTonix — December 21, 2016

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